Sundays with Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. 146 - Makeup and Beauty Blog

janeiro 28, 2022 Postar um comentário

Tabs: smooth criminal

Tabs and I have been business partners/roommates going on four years now, and all things considered, we take a pretty adept relationship. He leaves my food alone (I had this 1 roommate who always ate my nutrient without asking; it was SO ANNOYING), pays his share of the rent, does his share of the piece of work (kitty modeling), and doesn't hog the bathroom.

And he'd exist the perfect kitty colleague if it weren't for a few blemishes on his otherwise spotless record. Things like…

ane. The Christmas Tree Incident

Tabs and the Christmas tree incident

There's however no conclusive evidence proving that Tabs was the one who knocked over the Christmas tree last year, but he's still the prime suspect in the case. After examining the forensics (pine needles found on the suspect's true cat tower, moisture mitt prints leading away from the scene of the law-breaking), experts believe that information technology was probably Tabs.

2. Edward Scissorpaws Unleashed!

The Edward Scissorpaws incident

Considering Tabs is mostly such a loving, good-natured kitty, his outburst a few months ago came as a huge shock to united states all.

We were playing around his cat tower at the time. I was shaking his feather on a stick. Chasing information technology has e'er been one of his favorite games, and I leaned in to give him a osculation on the head.

Suddenly, there was a blur of brown, blackness and tan motion in front end of me! I felt a whoosh of air and a soft tap on my cheek.

Wha!? For the first time ever, he'd taken a swipe at my face, and information technology left behind a very light scratch.

I think he was but feeling extra feisty that day, or perhaps for a moment forgot that I'one thousand not a cat. I've forgiven him since then…but he was on my sh*t list for a while.

3. Sushi the Fish, Meet Tabs the True cat

Tabs and the Sushi incident

El Hub used to take a betta fish named Sushi, who has since moved on to a amend identify. Sushi lived in a gorgeous glass apartment at the tiptop of Novato Towers (the hutch in the living room), with amazing views of the Television and java table in the valley below.

Nosotros really thought the vii-foot-alpine hutch was out of Tabs' reach, but on Sushi's very first nighttime in his new apartment, Tabs engineered a mode to haul his 20-pound body to the tiptop.

Novato Tower's security had been breached!

I was but coming downward the stairs when I saw information technology, Tabs' chubby paw poised in a higher place Sushi's bowl. "Noooo!" I roared from across the room, startling Tabs, who then hopped dorsum downwards to the floor.

Sushi's life was spared. "How the hell did you get up there!?" I demanded from Tabs.

Of class, I received no answer…

For the record, Sushi went on to live a long, total fish life after the incident, and when he finally passed, Tabs was not involved in his demise. 🙂

4. The Great Escape!

Tabs and the great escape

Bated from his daily ternion walks exterior, Tabs is at present a full-time indoor kitty. Sometimes, though, I think he actually misses his previous outdoor life. He's tried to escape a couple of times…

v. The Tabby Nether the Stairs

Tabs and the ankle incident

Tabs goes through phases where he'll covertly swipe at the ankles of people coming downwardly the stairs. You can ordinarily spot him down there and run across a footling paw shooting out, but once he scratched El Hub pretty badly with a hook caught in El Hub's big toe.

Now we both hop over the lesser steps, merely to exist safe. 🙂